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Fear Miser

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Fear Miser
Parody by: Nocturne
(Heat Miser / Snow Miser Song Parody)
(from: The Year without a Santa Claus)


Oogie Boogie:
I’m Mr. Black-Christmas.  I’m Mr. Fright.
I’m Mr. Spine-Tingler.  I’m Mr. Bump-in-the-Night
They call me Fear Miser, whoever I touch,
Dies of fright in my clutch (Ha!), I’m too much

Bats and Skeletons:
He’s Mr. Black-Christmas.  He’s Mr. Fright.
He’s Mr. Spine-Tingler.  He’s Mr. Bump-in-the-Night

Oogie Boogie:
They call me Fear Miser, whoever I touch,
Dies of fright in my clutch, I’m too much (Ah ha-ha-ha)
I bet you think help’s on its way and soon you’ll be going free
But Mr. Oogie Boogie says, you ain’t ever getting away from me.

Bats and Skeletons:
He’s Mr. Black-Christmas.  He’s Mr. Fright.
He’s Mr. Spine-Tingler.  He’s Mr. Bump-in-the-Night

Oogie Boogie:
They call me Fear Miser, whoever I touch,
Dies of fright in my clutch (Ah ha-ha-ha) too much

Oogie Boogie and Minions:
Too much!
All right, since at the moment I don't have a scanner, my tender lumplings will have to make do with my written stuff. Here's a parody I actually thought up today mostly at random. The tune is taken from the Snow Miser and Heat Miser songs from the claymation movie "The Year Without a Santa Claus". (songs seen here: [link] ). I figure, Oogie Boogie almost caused a year without a Santa Claus, and being the Boogieman is an upstanding (albeit low down) supernatural figure, just like the misers. So, I wrote it down. Oogie Boogie, the Fear Miser. the first Song of the Pumpkin Song.

Everyone hail.
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Anicecupofoldmilk's avatar
I actually want to try a version with the Sandman.